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Sunday, 22 February 2015

Comedy: Gig 10. My first 10 minute spot at Fabio's Birthday Party 21/2/15

Last night's Gig at Fabio's Party... Gig 10 and it's my first Ten minute set.
Do not watch if offended (Not necessarily 'Easily'... Consider this fair warning) if you are a member of my family or if you're someone who has any shred of respect left for me

Was a great night. Thanks to Fabio for inviting me, Lucy for being Amazing as always and the crowd and compere for bringing the buzz...

Upcoming Dates in case you ever want to endure this horror live:
Feb 25th The Cavendish Arms​
March 5th Blackout The Open Mic at Up the Creek​
March 10th Dirty Dicks
March 11th Cavendish Arms
March 25th Cavendish Arms
March 31st Dirty Dicks
April 16th G&B Comedy.

Undoubtedly more will pop up to fill in the gaps...

Saturday, 20 December 2014

First Ever Stand up... Backyard Comedy Club, Comedy School Showcase Dec 2014

Hi All.. This is my first ever time on stage, and it's doing a stand up set...
Was on 7 December 2014 and was part of a showcase with my fantastic fellow Comedy School Alumni...

I might write about my Comedy School experience soon, but a quick capsule review = Amazing experience, everyone should do it...

Am already retiring a lot of this set, so this is probably the only time you will get to see much of it... Oh and I know I move about too much, but thanks for the feedback...

Saturday, 29 November 2014

Black Friday 4 Step Prep (Or, at least rioters in the past weren't maiming for 5 pounds off a kettle)

Black Friday finished yesterday... but in many shops it continues today... somehow...

Anyway, in light of this I wanted to put together my 'Never-fail 4 step prep' for anyone venturing into town to pick up a bargain.

1 Work out the hourly rate you'd need to be paid if your job was to constantly and repeatedly punch men, women, the elderly and toddlers in the face.

2 Multiply this figure by the number of hours you think it will take to fight your way through a riot of psychopaths in a shopping centre that is nightmarish at the best of times, but has now degenerated into a hellscape worthy of a post apocalyptic movie.

Remember to figure in extra time for clambering over piles of the shattered bones and teeth of those 'less dedicated' shoppers than yourself.

3 Compare this figure to the discount you hope to receive on the product you have statistically negligible chance of finding Intact, Usable and not currently being used by a hulking lunatic as a murder weapon to crush the skulls of the children in front of them at the 'must-have toy' counter.

4 Stay at home.